Yeah, vampires suck, people who watched vampires suck are even suckier. I’m still amazed Piranha didn’t get cut even more for an R. Two people that I didn’t see die in the carnage were: gap-toothed assistant to Joe Franklin, and William Zabka-like underdeveloped character with a hairstyle that only assholes can pull off, figuratively speaking.
Top 3 Roger Corman Movies:
Galaxy of Terror: The only movie to successfuly combine the talents of My Favorite Martian and Joanie Cunningham.
Rock ‘n’ Roll High School The only movie to successfuly combine the talents of the Ramones and Ron Howard’s brother.
Watchers II: The only movie to successfuly combine the talents of Beastmaster and Mary Bland.
Close runner-up based on the title alone (meaning I haven’t seen it):The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent.
I always thought in Battle Beyond the Stars Richard Thomas flies around in a space-uterus with laser firing ovaries mounted upon supportive space fallopian tubes.
Yeah, vampires suck, people who watched vampires suck are even suckier. I’m still amazed Piranha didn’t get cut even more for an R. Two people that I didn’t see die in the carnage were: gap-toothed assistant to Joe Franklin, and William Zabka-like underdeveloped character with a hairstyle that only assholes can pull off, figuratively speaking.
Top 3 Roger Corman Movies:
Galaxy of Terror: The only movie to successfuly combine the talents of My Favorite Martian and Joanie Cunningham.
Rock ‘n’ Roll High School The only movie to successfuly combine the talents of the Ramones and Ron Howard’s brother.
Watchers II: The only movie to successfuly combine the talents of Beastmaster and Mary Bland.
Close runner-up based on the title alone (meaning I haven’t seen it):The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent.
Best review of Anti-Christ ever!
Is that a Ray Milland poster in the background?
It’s Steve McQueen in the original “The Blob.” Terror has no shape, you know.
I always thought in Battle Beyond the Stars Richard Thomas flies around in a space-uterus with laser firing ovaries mounted upon supportive space fallopian tubes.
It is kinda horse-like now that you mention it.
Now that I look at some pictures, it really looks more like a Space Horse Uterus Hammerhead Shark With Boobs.
And yes, Space Horse Uterus is the name of my band.