MOVIE REVIEW: Machete (2010)

Nothing is fun anymore. Fun is over. Machete should have been amazing. It should not have been dull and slow-paced. It should not have featured the wretched act-bot that is Jessica Alba. The Film Pigs mourn the passing of fun. R.I.P. fun.

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  1. Damn it, I was expecting to be disappointed with Machete, and then I saw it, and really liked it. The one thing it has over the Expendables is much better/less obvious CGI. And more convincing Spanish. Oh, and Cheech Marin. Jessica Alba is going to regret she didn’t say yest to Into the Blue 2.

    Piranha 3D was good. Does the objection over this movie have to do with Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn?

    Scott Pilgrim was quite awesome, I don’t care what Ogre says about it.

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