MOVIE REVIEW: Eagle Eye (2008)

When LaBoeuf isn’t busy giving night guards shit at Walgreens or flipping his truck while racing home to fuck Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, he makes lots of movies. Some of them are okay. The ones where Steven Spielberg is involved, not so much. Did you see Enemy of the State? Then you don’t need to see Eagle Eye (IMDb). Unless you REALLY enjoy giant evil self-aware computers.

But what you do need to see is the trio of bitter dudes known as the Film Pigs sitting in a car discussing the film. We promise it’s more entertaining, and at least slightly more plausible.

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