Daniel Craig sulks around like a fussy baby with oversized manboobs. Judi Dench picks up a check. Olga Kurylenko secures herself a spot in Trivial Pursuit James Bond Edition. And Marc Forster does his best shakycam Paul Greengrass impersonation. And three bitter, slightly-inebriated thirty-something dudes sitting on the aisle squirm, yawn, and heave a collective meh. (IMDb)
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A commentary and a movie review back-to-back? My day is now perfect.
Ever since Daniel Craig took the role of James Bond, I stopped finding the movies entertaining. Anyways, who cares. I must say that ‘Listicles’ is the best segment ever. Better than the ‘What’s on Your TiVo?’ one. And that’s saying something since that segment is what I always look forward to.
Daniel Craig has all the charm of a used tampon.
A used tampon has a wider range of emotions, though.
You guys have to do a commentary on They Live!
1.) Listicle is now my new favorite word
2.) The next commentary needs to be something ridiculous for three grown men to watch
Vote:Footloose
Dirty Dancing would be better.
Footloose at leat has the Bacon factor.
There’s no reason for three men to watch Dirty Dancing.
You guys just want another Swayze movie because he’s gonna die of cancer soon, don’t you?
Oddly enough, Dirty Dancing and Footloose were two movies we parodied when we did live shows in the ancient past, in a time before iPhones and microblogging and hand sanitizer in gel form. So the three of us have seen both of those movies multiple times. Not sure it qualifies as a reason for three grown men to watch those pictures but few people we know actually consider us grown ups.
And lest we forget, Patrick Swayze actually RIPS A GUY’S THROAT OUT in Road House, which makes Patrick Swayze awesome. And he is only made more awesome when Sam Elliott shows up. Everything is better with Sam Elliott.