MOVIE REVIEW: 300 (2007)

$130 million and still at #1, the Film Pigs skip with schoolgirl-like delight to what promises to be an ultra-stylistic bloodfest: “300″. Even Falk rushes back to the States from his whirlwind European vacation to experience the sweet, sweet techno-slaughter. Two hours later, only sadness and confusion remain…Spartans! Prepare for BOREDOM! (IMDb)