I guess the whole competence thing does kinda shoot the air out of my proposal.. I have to admit that I don’t know how to maintain a nuclear reactor myself. Plus, you have the risk of an alien virus from outer space infecting the onboard computersystems and turning everybody into cyborgs.. a common occurrence once the shit starts flying.

When it comes to 10k BC.. HEHEhehe.. Wow, that was a shitty movie. I just had to make you guys watch it as I knew you would hate it with all your hearts. I’m glad I didn’t carry a sharp implement with me to the theater when I saw it.. I tried stabbing myself in my jugular with my cell, but that didn’t do much except give me a weird lightheaded feeling.

However! When they brought out he shriveled-albino-dwarf-pygmy-eunuch, which they only kept in a “secret compartment” to tell of his past.. And he started telling his story with that shill voice.. Wow.. I hadn’t laughed so hard in a loooong time. The only reason he was alive was to tell of his past and he couldn’t even do that properly!

Besides. Name one movie that had this much money pored into it and came out that bad. That’s the reason I won’t say sorry, because it was an historic epic fail. Like you have to know darkness to know light, you can’t know how good a movie is before you’ve seen the worst. Hey, at least it had giant killer ostriches..

I think the only thing worse than being eaten alive by a zombie would be getting eaten alive by an underwater zombie while you were spearfishing. You’d get your brains eaten while drowning. Double suck.

Then what if the zombie infection (assuming we’re going with the modern take of zombism being biological in nature) mutates to infect sea life? Then you’re stuck on a nuclear icebreaker surrounded by ZOMBIE GREAT WHITE SHARKS! In that case, I guess land wouldn’t be any better since you’d undoubtedly be hunted by ZOMBIE GRIZZLY BEARS! However, I’d love to watch either of those movies.

Finally, you owe us an apology for making us watch 10,000BC.

Seriously.

Make sure to grab a case of sunscreen as you run screaming out of the killzone.

Safest would be a nuclear icebreaker! Endless food (fish, seals, whales, birds, dolphins..), near endless fuel, total safety AND mobility.

End of discussion..

Since you have access to free transportation, with enough bravery on the part of the person willing to actually pump the gas or steal the vehicle, it becomes a matter of which direction to go in. Obviously, the cold will slow down your average humanoid zombies, but the ocean is vast and who knows how long it would take for the average zombie to figure out that they don’t need to breathe?

I’m going to have to go with a fortress although not in Montana. Some area with mountainous and hilly regions so that you could see whats coming at you. The only real problem is the forced vegetarianism. You can’t really take the chance that the meat isn’t infected- and who wants to live life as a vegetarian? OK I will amend that to say- GOD I wouldn’t want to live as a vegetarian, so that means keeping and maintaining your own livestock.

Which in the end means that you would eventually die from some type of E. coli or other animal based disease just when you thought you were safe.

In a zombie apocalypse, there is no winner.

But yeah, island = bad. Especially if they come in groups. And since they’ll be coming from the BOTTOM of the sea at you, you won’t see them until they break the water’s surface, probably. At least out in the middle of nowhere you can have a good 360-degree vision from your fort.

Personally? I say go to Ayers Rock, fix it so that the sides are all vertical (so the zombies CAN’T get up) and go from there. You can hunt the billions of wild boars the Aussies hate so much. Hope ya like pork!

The real question, then, is once they inevitably get to you, do you just off yourself or become ONE OF US…?

And forget Montana. Head for Alberta, because a frozen zombie is easy to decapitate.

And I’ll take a blanket.

Do zombies have blankets? I don’t think so!