The Film Pigs honestly tried to go see Taken (IMDb), but God stopped them. There was nothing they could do. So this is sort of an anti-review. Or something. Also, they make completely predictable Christian Bale jokes.
MOVIE REVIEW: Taken (2008)
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You can thank me later guys, TAKEN is rubbish.
Thank you, God! Now can you chuck a sorority chick in a parade uniform through my window?
You see? God is good.
Heh. “Burn before watching.” Brilliant.
Hey God,
When you’re done at Todd’s, bring me Kate Winslet really drunk and feeling massively self-destructive.