MOVIE REVIEW: Crank: High Voltage (2009)

April 27th, 2009 by Film Pigs

If you like your movies racist, ludicrous, and with lots of public sex and ball-tasering, you’ll love Crank: High Voltage.  (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Formative Boob Scene From Your Youth

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6 Responses to “MOVIE REVIEW: Crank: High Voltage (2009)”

  1. Pete says:

    Oh Shit! Filmpigs in high quailty! Great vlog now we need commentaries!

  2. God says:

    Hey dickshits,

    Where was Skelton’s listicles?

    Do a commentary for The Reader. It’s hi-larious.

  3. Sean says:

    For the boob listicle, for me it has to be the Martian mutant hooker with three boobs in Total Recall, it definitely had a profound effect during my formative years and gave new meaning to the expression gratuitous boob shot.

    I know you guys hate requests so here’s one, please do a commentary for the Black Xmas remake, there’s so much material for you guys just with the awful incest subplot alone.

  4. Colin says:

    This movie is bonkers, and great fun.

    And is it just me, or does Bai Ling look like Gollum with lipstick?

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