Comments on: MOVIE REVIEW: Crank: High Voltage (2009)

By: Skelton

Skelton — Sat, 16 May 2009 18:24:42 +0000

She doesn’t look that stable. At least you understood Gollum’s motivation. Bai Ling is just batshit crazy.

By: Colin

Colin — Sat, 02 May 2009 20:11:36 +0000

This movie is bonkers, and great fun.

And is it just me, or does Bai Ling look like Gollum with lipstick?

By: Skelton

Skelton — Sat, 02 May 2009 18:19:10 +0000

Dunno. I didn’t edit this one. However, for the sake of completing the bit:

Cindy Morgan, Caddyshack.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:41:58 +0000

For the boob listicle, for me it has to be the Martian mutant hooker with three boobs in Total Recall, it definitely had a profound effect during my formative years and gave new meaning to the expression gratuitous boob shot.

I know you guys hate requests so here’s one, please do a commentary for the Black Xmas remake, there’s so much material for you guys just with the awful incest subplot alone.

By: God

God — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:58:15 +0000

Hey dickshits,

Where was Skelton’s listicles?

Do a commentary for The Reader. It’s hi-larious.

By: Pete

Pete — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:19:43 +0000

Oh Shit! Filmpigs in high quailty! Great vlog now we need commentaries!