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“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
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As someone else once wrote ‘every time Megan Fox appears on screen I want to go get tested for STDs’.
Mind you, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for leaving crumbs in it but in terms of beauty she’s a long way down from someone like Mylene Jampanoi from the incredible French horror movie MARTYRS.
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Mylene-Jampanoi.jpg
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Mmmmmmm, French hotness….
And she has toe-thumbs.