The Film Pigs go see the always expressionistically consistent Ethan Hawke in a vampire picture about vampires. Who conduct business. And drive Chryslers. Oddly, a movie released in the first week of January somehow isn’t that good. I mean, Todd was okay with it. (IMDb)
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Dear fuckers,
You forgot to mention Willem DaFoe’s performance in “Autofocus”, the best Bob Crane autobiography film ever.
Looks like on the right here I can tag your guy’s Vagina. I’ll let you know what happens…
Well, that was fun…
DAYBREAKERS sat on the the shelf for the best part of two years.
Now we know why.
Can I continue to think about J-Love Hewitt’s vagina?
That makes me happy. Unlike shitty vampire movies.
Please don’t give up on 2010 yet. Iron Man 2 is coming. And… um… let’s see… oh, boy… not much else. Jason Bateman is going to be in that movie where Jennifer Aniston has sex with a turkey baster. That should—
Look, just stay away from Hot Tub Time Machine and remakes, and I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Hot Tub Time Machine? Seriously?
I would say that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, but that would be pretty awesome to have.
I meant the actual time machine. Not the movie.
Didn’t IRON MAN 2 come out in 2004 under the name SPIDER-MAN 2?
No.
Film Pig Dudes,
Relax and watch a rental for once, I recommend these 3 little flicks at the moment –
http://midnightspecialfttf.blogspot.com/2010/02/3-good-little-b-movie-flicks.html
It’s not Bergman for sure but how can you resist prison break’s Lincoln Burrows Vs a zombie horse!
Best Regards From Snowy Scotland!