DVD COMMENTARY: Hellbound (1994)

Have you ever wanted to listen to a commentary for a movie where Chuck Norris plays an on-the-edge Chicago cop who wanders around Israel looking for a demon who looks a lot like, but isn’t, Michael Ironside so he can stab him with a magical staff topped with a baked potato after defeating him with karate? If the answer is yes, you’re in for a treat!

In Hellbound, Chuck Norris is electrifying as Sgt. Shatter, a tough-as-nails pimp-slapping Chicago detective who gets caught up in an ancient battle between good and evil. Because a demon throws a prostitute out a window and onto the hood of his car. Because demons have a terrible problem keeping a low profile while waiting for their plans of hell on earth to come together. Which is why you can vanquish them with karate. In Israel. This movie makes no sense.

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3 Responses to DVD COMMENTARY: Hellbound (1994)

  1. Akito says:

    Hell the fuck yeah, another Chuck Norris flick! Invasion USA might be my favorite non-Audition thing you guys have done. Got high hopes for this one.

  2. Dom says:

    Many thanks for doing this commentary guys, much appreciated.

  3. God says:

    Holy! You guys didn’t swear until an hour in. Falk must be a really bad infulence on you guys.

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