DVD Commentaries

It’s like having the three people who won’t leave your party decide to watch your entire DVD collection and scream at the television. To sync with DVD playback, start DVD at Chapter 1. When DVD counter reaches 10 seconds, start commentary playback.

DVD COMMENTARY #45: Gremlins 2 – The New Batch

TV’s Todd and Not TV’s Falk sit down to enjoy the bizarre treat that is Gremlins 2. Half way through the movie they lose interest and start going through Falk’s “Movie Diary” which is a list of everything he saw … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY #44: Total Recall

Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!). And by … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: The Room

The Film Pigs did not hit her! We did not–oh, hi, you guys. We did not see you there. What are you doing up here on the roof, just sitting with the football and thinking? Ha ha! That is so … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: Die Hard 2

Happy holidays, everyone! It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs round out 2011 with a treat that’s sure to please everyone: a commentary for the marginally holiday-themed Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard 2! Or, as it’s known in the Philippines, the … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: Cabin Fever 2

Happy Halloween everybody! The Film Pigs are proud to present another holiday-related commentary, this time of the classic flesh-eating sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. The movie so full of fever, they had to use the word “fever” twice. So … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: Drive Angry

“So, it’s about this guy who escapes from Hell and goes on a rampage to save his granddaughter from some guys and he drives a car all over the place. It’s CRAZY!” “This is another Nic Cage thing, isn’t it?” … Continue reading

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