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MOVIE REVIEW: Piranha 3D (2010)

August 23rd, 2010 by Film Pigs

This is a perfect movie. Just not if you bring your toddler to see it. The Pigs are happy about the movie, sad about how poorly it is doing at the box office. Yeah, it’s nice Stallone is still on top. But why not number two for the killer fish show? I mean, come on, America! Vampires Suck? Really? (IMDb)

Feature Film Pigs Listicle: Top 3 Roger Corman Pictures

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Expendables (2010)

August 15th, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs really enjoy thick, veiny things that are constantly shooting and exploding. What? No, not that! You’re sick! We’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, the last guy on Earth who can still make action movies without resorting to nonsense plot devices involving dream states or rich people in superhero costumes. This guy can blow stuff up for no good reason. That’s what makes him a real man, people. (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Dumb 80s Action Movie

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MOVIE REVIEW: Despicable Me (2010)

July 11th, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs take a clearly intellectually superior special guest to a cartoon show. And the 3-D makes their hangovers much worse. (IMDb)

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MOVIE REVIEW: Splice (2010)

June 15th, 2010 by Film Pigs

Why can’t an attractive scientist couple create half-humans in a lab without fear that fucking their experiments will somehow be a bad idea? Goddamn you, science! (IMDb)

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MOVIE REVIEW: Iron Man 2 (2010)

May 12th, 2010 by Film Pigs

Turns out, sequels are almost never as good as the original! Even when the original wasn’t that big a deal to begin with! Who knew? (The Pigs knew. But they like to point the same things out over and over again…) (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Most Obnoxious Mechanical Thing In A Movie

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