Movie Review Vlogs

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MOVIE REVIEW: Mr. Popper’s Penguins

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Film Pigs

For Father’s Day, Colby takes his dad and two Steves out to see Mr. Popper’s Penguins. Which should have been called Mr. Popper’s Pooping Penguins. The Pigs are still feeling ill, days later.

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MOVIE REVIEW: X-Men – First Class

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Film Pigs

Part funny guys! Part movie critics! All scotch lovers! The Pigs saw the new X-Men movie! Marvel as they complain and then eventually turn the conversation to Robocop, which seems to be where they always wind up! Every sentence in this description ends with an exclamation point!

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Comic Book-Style Movie Super Hero

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MOVIE REVIEW: Fast Five

Posted on May 4, 2011 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs start summer off with a happy bang when they see Fast Five! The Rock sweats, the Diesel burns, the Tyrese looks great, and the Walker…I don’t know, talks sometimes. Also, the Pigs discuss what they’ve seen lately and get all up in your listicle with a very, very special guest! (She’s crazy sexy, so check it out one time, won’t you?)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Clusterfuck Movie

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MOVIE REVIEW: Hobo With A Shotgun

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Film Pigs

What’s happier than a bunch of Pigs drinking scotch after a completely inappropriate low-budget Canadian lensed actioner starring Rutger Hauer? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Rutger Hauer Performance

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MOVIE REVIEW: Battle: Los Angeles

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Film Pigs

The old grumps are at again! They complain about the damn shaky camera and cliched military characters! Whee! Alien invasions are getting a little dull, yes? (IMDb)

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