Monthly Archives: May 2008

Raping Matthew Modine with a Bear Suit

Yes, I realize this title looks offensive.  But I swear to you I don’t have anything against Matthew Modine, and I don’t think rape is funny (usually.)  But I’m compelled to deal with this issue anyway, for reasons I can’t … Continue reading

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Indy 4, Summed Up By Yahoo!

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Todd At The Movies: A Super-Sexy Pictorial

A couple of weeks ago, Todd and I went to see The Ruins and were the only two people in the theater. Normally, Todd doesn’t like to be the center of attention, but with some gentle coaxing I was able … Continue reading

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MOVIE REVIEW: Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)

The Pigs enjoy a movie! Sure, it’s a dumb sequel-y sequel of a pot comedy, but still, this is progress, people. (IMDb)

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Why the hell am I so happy?

Today was a day like any other day. I spent most of the day in the car. I had to dress up like a frog for a commercial audition. After that proud moment, on my way back to my car, … Continue reading

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