Monthly Archives: June 2008

MOVIE REVIEW: The Incredible Hulk (2008)

The decimated ranks of the Pigs — after the evil indie movie world stole Todd for a month of shooting — go and see the completely unnecessary Hulk reboot. Mop-toppy, CGI-y, Liv Tylery. Plus three male supporting actors fighting for … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: Bratz (2007)

It started out as a simple joke. A ribald suggestion that three grown men sit through a movie clearly assembled by soulless corporate executives for tween girls and their sexually frustrated fathers. What followed was an hour and forty minutes … Continue reading

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script

SHIA LEBEOUF flies up into the FUCKING JUNGLE and swings like FUCKING TARZAN along the FUCKING VINES with a FUCKING ARMY of CGI FUCKING MONKEYS. That actually FUCKING HAPPENS. This is pretty great.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)

The Pigs break down the magic behind Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (IMDb). And by “magic” we mean “crappy CGI effects combined with a convoluted plot.”

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