Monthly Archives: October 2008

MOVIE REVIEW: Saw V (2008)

The Pigs look at another Jigsaw epic (mess.) But this time, they can’t show how scared they are. They’ve got girls with them. (IMDb)

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Me, The Jonas Brothers, And The Farting Dog

The longer I stay in this business, the more I think I’m ultimately not cut out for it. At least when it comes to movies. I sold my first film script about 6 years ago, and began a feature career … Continue reading

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Straight-to-DVD Corner with Tonn Slingdog: Wonderfully Sloppy Seconds

For amazingly inappropriate horror-comedy magic look no further than Feast II: Sloppy Seconds.  It’s got everything: lesbian biker chicks, monster cum facials, midget tossing, baby killing, and most importantly guys in silly rubber monster suits running around and growling.  Feast … Continue reading

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‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ #1 For 2nd Week – Collapse Of Civilization Imminent

I thought we were just going through a rough patch. Fighting two wars, skyrocketing gas prices, economic tailspin, new Britney Spears video – I thought these were unrelated events that would knock us off our feet for a short while, … Continue reading

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Straight-to-DVD Corner with Tonn Slingdog: We Have a Winner!

Breaking my streak of unwatchable DTV horror, I discovered a movie called Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer, a kind of anti-Buffy movie.  Jack Brooks is the world’s worst plumber with a massive anger management problem, and he’s played with giddy, aggravated energy … Continue reading

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