Monthly Archives: March 2009

Sean Penn to play Larry in Farrelly Bros. “The Three Stooges”

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Skelton

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.” Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to … Continue reading →

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Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford (2007)

Posted on March 18, 2009 by Skelton

Awesome: Sam Shepard in a western is always awesome. Even that silly one about history’s most famous gunslingers stuck in purgatory. Brad Pitt is a pretty menacing and unstable Jesse James. Casey Affleck’s Creepy Nervous Smile™.

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Lucas Wanted Indy To Be A Pedophile

Posted on March 13, 2009 by Skelton

As if you needed another reason to think ‘ol Georgie was a gigantodouche, now it looks like he wanted everybody’s favorite archaeologist/adventurer to commit statutory rape. According to a transcript of a story meeting between Lucas, Spielberg, and Lawrence Kasdan, … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Watchmen (2009)

Posted on March 10, 2009 by Film Pigs

If you love giant blue wang, you’ll love Watchmen (IMDb). If you’re a comic book supergeek, you’ll bitch and complain about how they left some stuff out and they changed the ending and they’ve now killed your childhood. Otherwise: meh. … Continue reading →

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