Monthly Archives: April 2009

MOVIE REVIEW: Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Posted on April 27, 2009 by Film Pigs

If you like your movies racist, ludicrous, and with lots of public sex and ball-tasering, you’ll love Crank: High Voltage.  (IMDb) Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Formative Boob Scene From Your Youth

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Awesome Choices, Mr. Cage!

Posted on April 16, 2009 by Stee
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Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

Posted on April 9, 2009 by Skelton

Awesome: Keanu Reeves arrives on earth in a slimy spacesuit that is described as “like a placenta.” New York City is nearly completely destroyed by a giant cloud of robot nanobugs.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Fast and Furious (2009)

Posted on April 8, 2009 by Film Pigs

The two Steves wind up stretching out over several of the cozy Arclight theater seats and catching some shut eye while Todd enjoys Vin Diesel as best he can. Question for America: why do you keep sending Hollywood the message … Continue reading →

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Rorschach To Play Freddy?

Posted on April 5, 2009 by Skelton

According to BBC News: Actor Jackie Earle Haley has signed up to play iconic killer Freddy Krueger in a remake of the 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street film series, reports have said. Industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter said the … Continue reading →

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