Archive for September, 2009

MOVIE REVIEW: Zombieland (2009)

September 26th, 2009 by Film Pigs

Woody! Vomiting zombies! An amazing celebrity cameo! That cute chick from Superbad who sounds like she’s been smoking cigarettes for 20 years! The Film Pigs like another movie. This is getting embarrassing. (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Zombie Picture

Pain Don’t Hurt

September 14th, 2009 by Skelton

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze:

Patrick Swayze, whose good looks and sympathetic performances in films such as “Dirty Dancing” and “Ghost” made him a romantic idol to millions, died Monday. He was 57.

Swayze died of pancreatic cancer, his publicist, Annett Wolf, told CNN. (via CNN)

Farewell to more 80s awesomeness. If you’ve never seen the non edited-for-television version of Road House, you haven’t lived.

When Robo-geisha Creators Do TV-Friendly

September 7th, 2009 by Skelton

You get The Ancient Dogoo Girl, who apparently fights evil with her giant bee breasts. Clearly more family-friendly than Robo Geisha.

Eli. Your notes.

September 1st, 2009 by Todd

A few people asked why I didn’t rant about Eli Roth’s performance in the new Tarantino picture.  I’d love to tell you that I wanted to focus all blame on the director, given that it was his self-indulgent casting choice that led to this serious blight on his own movie.  Unfortunately, that is only true in retrospect.  The truth is, I found the movie so mind-numbingly stuffed to the gills with self-indulgence on Q.T.’s part, that by the time I got out to the car I barely remembered Brad Pitt was in it, let alone anyone else. (more…)