Monthly Archives: September 2009

MOVIE REVIEW: Zombieland (2009)

Woody! Vomiting zombies! An amazing celebrity cameo! That cute chick from Superbad who sounds like she’s been smoking cigarettes for 20 years! The Film Pigs like another movie. This is getting embarrassing. (IMDb) Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Zombie Picture

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Pain Don’t Hurt

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze: Patrick Swayze, whose good looks and sympathetic performances in films such as “Dirty Dancing” and “Ghost” made him a romantic idol to millions, died Monday. He was 57. Swayze died of pancreatic cancer, his publicist, Annett Wolf, … Continue reading

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When Robo-geisha Creators Do TV-Friendly

You get The Ancient Dogoo Girl, who apparently fights evil with her giant bee breasts. Clearly more family-friendly than Robo Geisha.

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Eli. Your notes.

A few people asked why I didn’t rant about Eli Roth’s performance in the new Tarantino picture.  I’d love to tell you that I wanted to focus all blame on the director, given that it was his self-indulgent casting choice … Continue reading

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