Archive for November, 2009

STILL Better Than Terminator Salvation

November 30th, 2009 by Skelton

Before the blogosphere explodes in the age-old argument of which movie is worse, Terminator 3 or Terminator Salvation, let me state for the record that I think both movies are bad. However, Terminator 3 is watchable-bad (with some highly destructive stunts using real honest-to-God vehicles and a pretty well done bleak ending) while Terminator Salvation is an unwatchable mess full of nonsense CGI and a script with two A stories fighting each other for the chance to bore you to death.

That being said, I think Mostow made the right call in deleting the above scene from the final cut. It made me laugh while at the same time caused a sharp, stabbing pain in my brain.

Off-Topic – The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

November 24th, 2009 by Skelton

Few things give me pure, unfiltered joy. Thank you, Muppets.

MOVIE REVIEW: 2012 (2009)

November 19th, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Pigs see John Cusack destroy the hearts of 20-30something girls everywhere who still see him as Lloyd Dobler as he saves his family from the end of the world by driving a limo very fast and stealing beer from Woody Harrelson. This is one of the singularly stupidest films of all time, but kind of a blast. (IMDb)

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #1: Max Payne

November 13th, 2009 by Todd

What it says on the back of the DVD:

Mark Wahlberg delivers an explosive performance in this action-packed thriller based on the legendary, hard-hitting video game.  Max Payne (Wahlberg) is a maverick cop with little regard for rules and nothing left to lose.  (more…)

Straight-to-DVD Corner with Tonn Slingdog: Happy Belated Halloween

November 4th, 2009 by Todd

I am pleased to report that I have unearthed another fun straight-to-video horror experience in Trick ‘r Treat, a feature that did well at fantasy film festivals all over the world, and then sat on a shelf for years waiting for a Halloween when the latest Saw did not rear its ugly head (I can only assume.)  It’s an anthology, easily the best of its kind since the orginal Creepshow, and features some pretty fantastic performances from a number of recognizable television faces and veteran character cats from the big screen, including a darkly hilarious turn from none other than Brian Cox (who is awesome because his last name is Cox.)  (more…)