Monthly Archives: January 2010

Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #3: Whiteout

Posted on January 30, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the DVD packaging: Underworld‘s Kate Beckinsale plays a U.S. Marshal based at an Antarctic research station, where the continent’s first-ever murder triggers a shocking mystery she must race to solve before being stranded … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Daybreakers (2010)

Posted on January 14, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs go see the always expressionistically consistent Ethan Hawke in a vampire picture about vampires. Who conduct business. And drive Chryslers. Oddly, a movie released in the first week of January somehow isn’t that good. I mean, Todd … Continue reading →

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WTF: Avatar Making Depressed People More Depressed

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Skelton

Apparently, some folks are so overwhelmed by the special-effects in Avatar that they find life in the real world more depressing afterwards. Strangely enough, I didn’t feel any different about life in the real world after seeing Avatar. However, since … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar (2009)

Posted on January 4, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Pigs walk in with medium hopes and emerge as grumpy Smurfs. This one will piss people off. We’re sorryish. (IMDb)

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