Monthly Archives: March 2010

MOVIE REVIEW: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

The Film Pigs see Hot Tub Time Machine and party like its 1986! Like those flash-sideways-es on the last season of Lost where the characters live out different lives in a parallel universe, the Film Pigs go to a movie … Continue reading

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Straight-to-DVD Corner with Tonn Slingdog: It’s So Disgusting!

Okay, perhaps movies that seek purely to make you sick to your stomach are abusing our whole “right to free speech” thing, but dammit if I’m not happier than a pig in putrid, bloody, pus-filled dung that they are around.  … Continue reading

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James Cameron Is Satan

Amazing! I was unable to fully articulate just why I didn’t like Avatar before this! Thanks Mars Hill Church! You’ve opened my eyes to ludicrous religious intolerance! I will likewise focus my fear and derision on pop-culture nonsense! Praise Jesus … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Corey Haim

Former 1980s teen movie actor and heartthrob Corey Haim died early Wednesday, authorities said. (via CNN) It’s a strange feeling, like hearing about the passing of someone you knew in high school but haven’t talked to in years.

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TRON Sequel Gets Points For Not Being A Reboot

Plus, it has the original Tron: Bruce FUCKING Boxleitner! AND cranky old Jeff Bridges vs. possibly-evil YOUNG Jeff Bridges Computer Program. And No. 13 from “House M.D.” dressed like a neon porn star from a Stanley Kubrick wet dream.

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