Here’s a handy index of all Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line readings from every single Film Pigs Podcast.
- EPISODE #113 – Ed Harris vs. Michael Biehn in THE ROCK. “This is General Hummel, drop your weapons…” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #112 – Brad Pitt from TRUE ROMANCE. “No, he’s not here right now…” (Falk)
- EPISODE #111 – Andrew Robinson from DIRTY HARRY. “Row, row, row your boat…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #110 – Clancy Brown as Kurgan from HIGHLANDER “Mom!” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #109 – Al Pacinco from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS “Patel?” (Falk)
- EPISODE #108 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #107 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #106 – Matthew McConaughey from TEXAS CHAINSAW: THE NEXT GENERATION. “Get ‘er, leather…!” (Todd)
- EPISODE #105 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #104 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #103 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #102 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #101 – LL Cool J’s end credits song from DEEP BLUE SEA. (Skelton)
- EPISODE #100 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #99 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #98 – Nic Cage and Wilem Dafoe from WILD AT HEART. “Say cheese…” (Falk)
- EPISODE #97 – Entire supporting cast of RAD at the town meeting. “Those kids worked as hard as they could!” (Todd)
- EPISODE #96 – Jonathan Pryce, Bob Hoskins, Derek O’Connor from BRAZIL “…have you got a 27B-6…” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #95 – Frances McDormand from FARGO. “So where you girls from?” (Falk)
- EPISODE #94 – Chris Meloni from WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. “…I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #93 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #92 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #91 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #90 – Dennis Hopper from APOCALYPSE NOW. “…he was a kind man, he was a wise man…” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #89 – Keanu Reeves from POINT BREAK. “Surfers?” (Falk)
- EPISODE #88 – Steven Seagal’s ending monologue from ON DEADLY GROUND “I’d like to start out by saying…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #87 – Bill Paxton medley (Chet, Hudson, etc.). from WEIRD SCIENCE, ALIENS, etc. (Skelton)
- EPISODE #86 – John Malkovich from ROUNDERS. “Respect is all you have left in the morning…” (Falk)
- EPISODE #85 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #84 – Chris Farley from ALMOST HEROES. “I seen a bear…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #83 – Barry Bostwick and others medley from MEGAFORCE. (Skelton)
- EPISODE #82 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #81 – from BLOOD RAGE. “…Todd is gone…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #80 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #79 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #78 – Donald Moffat from one of those CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER. “…junkyard dog.” (Todd)
- EPISODE #77 – Arnold Schwarzenegger from BATMAN & ROBIN. All his ice puns. (Falk)
- EPISODE #76 – Rusty Schwimmer from HiGHLANDER 2. “Hey, are you McCloud?” and Michael Ironside/Philip Brock from HIGHLANDER 2. “My name is Jerry Pritchard, man…” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #75 – Keanu Reeves from KNOCK KNOCK “…free pizza!” (Todd)
- EPISODE #74 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #73 – Benicio del Toro from USUAL SUSPECTS. “…flip you for real.” (Falk)
- EPISODE #72 – Bruce Campbell as Ash from EVIL DEAD 2. “Who’s laughing now?”
- EPISODE #71 – Keanu Reeves & Patrick Swayze from POINT BREAK “I am an FBI agent!” (Todd)
- EPISODE #70 – Wilfred Brimley from HARD TARGET “…good whiskey makes jack rabbit slap a bear!” (maybe?) (Todd)
- EPISODE #69 – Lou Diamond Phillips & Avery Brooks from THE BIG HIT “In my house there has been a transgression…” scene. (Skelton)
- EPISODE #68 – Michael Gross from TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS “I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #67 – Edwin Hodgeman as Dr. Dealgood from MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME “…dyin’ time’s here…” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #66 – John Franklin as Issac from CHILDREN OF THE CORN “…Seize him!…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #65 – Brian Blessed from FLASH GORDON “…flying blind on a rocket cycle?” & “DIVE!” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #64 – Armand Assante from JUDGE DREDD (Falk)
- EPISODE #63 – Michael Ironside from SCANNERS “Negative…” (Todd)
- EPISODE #62 – Richard Libertini from ALL OF ME “Back in bowl!” (Falk)
- EPISODE #61 – Antonio Banderas from ASSASSINS “No more chit chat.” (Skelton)
- EPISODE #60 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #59 – John Travolta from BATTLEFIELD EARTH “I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth…”
- EPISODE #58 – Bill Paxton from TWISTER “You can’t predict it!”
- EPISODE #57 – Stanley Tucci from THE CORE “And what if the core is made of cheese?”
- EPISODE #56 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #55 – Musetta Vander from MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION “Too bad…you…will DIE!”
- EPISODE #54 – Nick Nolte from Ang Lee’s HULK “My cells can transform, too…”
- EPISODE #53 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #52 – Nic Cage from FACE/OFF, wakes up with no face & prison confrontation with Travolta
- EPISODE #51 – Sylvester Stallone from BULLET TO THE HEAD “Dedicated to the good men…”
- EPISODE #50 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #49 – Kevin Spacey from GLENGARRY GLENN ROSS “Will you go to lunch?”
- EPISODE #48 – Lou Reed from GET CRAZY “It’s a deathbed request…”
- EPISODE #47 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #46 – Deborah Foreman from MY CHAUFFEUR “Oh, mister, you gotta stop!”
- EPISODE #45 – Paul Reubens from NICE DREAMS or UP IN SMOKE “I’m sorry I took the money…”
- EPISODE #44 – Ronald Lacy (Toht) from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK “We…are not thirsty…”
- EPISODE #43 – Andrew Divoff from TOY SOLDIERS “Anyone who leaves this building will be shot…”
- EPISODE #42 – Dan Hedeya from JOE VS. THE VOLCANO “Nobody feels good!”
- EPISODE #41 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #40 – Martin Short from THE BIG PICTURE “Mr. Sussman is my father and he lives in Miami Beach!”
- EPISODE #39 – Brad Douriff from GRAVEYARD SHIFT “I’ve been dealing with thsese things for more than 20 years…”
- EPISODE #38 – Bill Murray from SCROOGED “Oh my gosh, does that suck…”
- EPISODE #37 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #36 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #35 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #34 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #33 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #32 – David Patrick Kelly from THE WARRIORS “Warriors, come out to play…”
- EPISODE #31 – Clint Eastwood from SUDDEN IMPACT “Listen, punk, to me you’re nothin but dog shit, understand?”
- EPISODE #30 – Paul Dooley from BREAKING AWAY “Refund? REFUND?!”
- EPISODE #29 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #28 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #27 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #26 – YOUNG GUNS cast in peyote scene “Butterflies…”
- EPISODE #25 – Tommy Lee Jones from UNDER SIEGE “Daffy Duck, Porky Pig…”
- EPISODE #24 – Peter Stomare from THE BIG LEBOWSKI “…I am an expert…”
- EPISODE #23 – WEIRD SCIENCE cast “Fats man, let me tell you my story, man…”
- EPISODE #22 – Gary Busey from SURVIVING THE GAME “…a fat little bulldog. I named him Prince Henry Stout…”
- EPISODE #21 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #20 – High Pike from BLADE RUNNER “All the time, pal…”
- EPISODE #19 – (none, Bacon episode)
- EPISODE #18 – Tommy Wiesau from THE ROOM “…oh, hi, Mark…”
- EPISODE #17 – Donald Plesance “evil” monologue collage from multiple HALLOWEEN movies.
- EPISODE #16 – Al Matthews from ALIENS “All right sweethearts, whaat are you waiting for, breakfast in bed?”
- EPISODE #15 – Gary Oldman from THE PROFESSIONAL “Everyone!”
- EPISODE #14 – Pat Morita from THE KARATE KID “After, after!”
- EPISODE #13 – Taylor Negron from THE LAST BOY SCOUT “You think you’re so fucking cool…”
- EPISODE #12 – Al Pacino from HEAT “‘Cause she got a great ass…”
- EPISODE #11 – Jeff Goldblum from INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS “I’ve never expected metal ships!”
- EPISODE #10 – Dennis Hopper from BLUE VELVET “…Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
- EPISODE #9 – Ryan O’Neil from TOUGH GUYS DON’T DANCE “Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, man…”
- EPISODE #8 – Zak Norman from ROMANCING THE STONE “…you and your sister…can go!”
- EPISODE #7 – Robert Davi from SHOWGIRLS “Must be weird not having anybody cum on you.”
- EPISODE #6 – Crispin Glover from THE RIVER’S EDGE “You’re calling me an ingrate?”
- EPISODE #5 – Donald Moffat from THE THING “…tied to this fucking couch!”
- EPISODE #4 – Donald Plesance from PUMA MAN “You cannot escape me, Puma Man!”
- EPISODE #3 – Darren Ewing from TROLL 2 “They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh, my God!”
- EPISODE #2 – Keith David from THEY LIVE “…keep prayin’ nobody ever finds you!”
- EPISODE #1 – Nic Cage from THE WICKER MAN “Not the bees!”