MOVIE COMMENTARY: Meet The Fockers (2004)

poster_meetthefockersAnd you thought previous performances from DeNiro and Stiller were embarrassing. The Film Pigs stagger through the most contrived screwball-family-comedy-barely-disguised-as-an- excuse-for-poop-jokes movie starring actors whose performances used to matter. Lifetime gross: $279 million. Why, America? Why? (IMDb)

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MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

poster_dayaftertomorrowThe Film Pigs learn an important lesson about the environment in an action-thriller-blockbuster that, after a great first hour of destruction, combines the excitement of a summit on global warming with the pulse-pounding adventure of Dennis Quaid walking! In snowshoes! (IMDb)

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MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Grudge (2004)

poster_grudgeWhen someone dies in a state of rage, a grudge is born. When the Film Pigs are forced to watch a PG-13 horror movie, aggravation is born. (IMDb)

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MOVIE COMMENTARY: Star Wars Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)

poster_starwarsep1Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas’ less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. (IMDb)

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