Posts Tagged ‘Avatar’

James Cameron Is Satan

March 18th, 2010 by Skelton

Amazing! I was unable to fully articulate just why I didn’t like Avatar before this! Thanks Mars Hill Church! You’ve opened my eyes to ludicrous religious intolerance! I will likewise focus my fear and derision on pop-culture nonsense! Praise Jesus and TiVo!

WTF: Avatar Making Depressed People More Depressed

January 13th, 2010 by Skelton

Apparently, some folks are so overwhelmed by the special-effects in Avatar that they find life in the real world more depressing afterwards. Strangely enough, I didn’t feel any different about life in the real world after seeing Avatar. However, since reading this article about people being so emotionally affected by Avatar, I have fallen into a deep, deep depression.

On the upside, Jennifer Love Hewitt has bedazzled her vagina.

Via Huffington Post

MOVIE REVIEW: Avatar (2009)

January 4th, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Pigs walk in with medium hopes and emerge as grumpy Smurfs. This one will piss people off. We’re sorryish. (IMDb)