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Tag Archives: Awesome/Stupid/Pointless
Okay, perhaps movies that seek purely to make you sick to your stomach are abusing our whole “right to free speech” thing, but dammit if I’m not happier than a pig in putrid, bloody, pus-filled dung that they are around. … Continue reading
What it says on the back of the DVD: Gerard Butler (300, RocknRolla) stars as Kable, condemned criminal and globally famous super-soldier in the ultimate multiplayer game, “Slayers.” Human controllers direct each though and move of real-life prison inmates battling … Continue reading
A few people asked why I didn’t rant about Eli Roth’s performance in the new Tarantino picture. I’d love to tell you that I wanted to focus all blame on the director, given that it was his self-indulgent casting choice … Continue reading
Awesome: Yay! Real WWII airplanes! No CGI cartoons flying around (I think there may have been couple cartoons, but most planes were real). Very hard to fuck up costumes when you’re dealing with Nazis. Those guys had “malevolent chic” down … Continue reading
Awesome: Keanu Reeves arrives on earth in a slimy spacesuit that is described as “like a placenta.” New York City is nearly completely destroyed by a giant cloud of robot nanobugs.
Awesome: Sam Shepard in a western is always awesome. Even that silly one about history’s most famous gunslingers stuck in purgatory. Brad Pitt is a pretty menacing and unstable Jesse James. Casey Affleck’s Creepy Nervous Smile™.