Posts Tagged ‘Boobs’

MOVIE REVIEW: Crank: High Voltage (2009)

April 27th, 2009 by Film Pigs

If you like your movies racist, ludicrous, and with lots of public sex and ball-tasering, you’ll love Crank: High Voltage.  (IMDb)

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MOVIE REVIEW: Watchmen (2009)

March 10th, 2009 by Film Pigs

If you love giant blue wang, you’ll love Watchmen (IMDb). If you’re a comic book supergeek, you’ll bitch and complain about how they left some stuff out and they changed the ending and they’ve now killed your childhood. Otherwise: meh.

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Straight-to-DVD Corner with Tonn Slingdog: His Name Was Jason

February 26th, 2009 by Todd

Somehow timed perfectly with the release of the Friday the 13th reboot in theaters, Anchor Bay released this DVD documentary about the history of the franchise.  It is essentially made for those fans that are religous about Jason and his silly movies, but those of us who simply enjoy these slasher films for their irresponsible but highly amusing nonsense will get out a kick out of it as well. (more…)

MOVIE REVIEW: Friday The 13th (2009)

February 17th, 2009 by Film Pigs

It’s a very special Valentine’s Day edition of the Film Pigs. And what better way to celebrate everlasting love than with a movie about promiscuous teenagers who get brutally murdered by a guy in a hockey mask? Truly, February is for lovers. (IMDb)

Straight-to-DVD Corner With Todd: Scary Lady Parts!

September 5th, 2008 by Todd

Here’s a delectable “B” exploitation double feature for you: Trapped Ashes and Teeth.  Both feature female erogenous zones that hunger for human blood.  That’s right!  Even now, in a porn riddled world, sex is still terrifying!  And the most terrifying parts of sex are breasts and the vagina!  No, really!  Gross and horrifying!  Ewwwwww!  Vagina!

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