Tag Archives: Boobs

MOVIE REVIEW: Machete (2010)

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Film Pigs

Nothing is fun anymore. Fun is over. Machete should have been amazing. It should not have been dull and slow-paced. It should not have featured the wretched act-bot that is Jessica Alba. The Film Pigs mourn the passing of fun. … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Piranha 3D (2010)

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Film Pigs

This is a perfect movie. Just not if you bring your toddler to see it. The Pigs are happy about the movie, sad about how poorly it is doing at the box office. Yeah, it’s nice Stallone is still on … Continue reading →

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A Steven Seagal Trifecta!

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Skelton

1. Former box office star turned reality television hero. Steven Seagal: Lawman on A&E. I’ve never seen so many people thrilled to be arrested before in my life. This show is awesome!

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MOVIE REVIEW: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs see Hot Tub Time Machine and party like its 1986! Like those flash-sideways-es on the last season of Lost where the characters live out different lives in a parallel universe, the Film Pigs go to a movie … Continue reading →

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DVD COMMENTARY: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Film Pigs

It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs return to make everyone’s holiday season a little brighter. And what better way to celebrate the Christian / Jewish / Muslim / Pagan / Pastafarian season than with a movie about a homicidal … Continue reading →

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