Nothing is fun anymore. Fun is over. Machete should have been amazing. It should not have been dull and slow-paced. It should not have featured the wretched act-bot that is Jessica Alba. The Film Pigs mourn the passing of fun. R.I.P. fun.
Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about a movie starring Stephen Dorff. It’s fantastically gory and funny. And the title is to die for: Botched. Of course, for the most part the picture has received bad online reviews, and the title has been used against itself. But you know what? Anyone expecting more than what this is from a DVD premiere movie is kind of an asshole. Continue reading Straight-to-DVD Corner with Todd: Dorff Botches It