Tag Archives: Confusion

Jeremy Renner Is Not Jason Bourne In New Bourne Movie

Jeremy Renner has been cast as the lead in the new, non-Greengrass, non-Damon Jason Bourne sequel, but is not playing Jason Bourne. Via Yahoo! Movies: Universal couldn’t let such a profitable franchise die, though, so they gave Gilroy the director’s … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: G.I. Joe – The Rise Of Cobra (2009)

A new decade brings forth new life challenges. For the Film Pigs, this means sitting through the stupidest movie from the previous decade. It’s hard to quantify just how monumentally stupid G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is, but with … Continue reading

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call – New Orleans (2009)

The Film Pigs go to the “art house” to see a Herzog picture (IMDb)…but who cares? Steven Seagal is: LAWMAN! Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Best & Worst Nic Cage Performance

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Sean Penn to play Larry in Farrelly Bros. “The Three Stooges”

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.” Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to … Continue reading

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Raping Matthew Modine with a Bear Suit

Yes, I realize this title looks offensive.  But I swear to you I don’t have anything against Matthew Modine, and I don’t think rape is funny (usually.)  But I’m compelled to deal with this issue anyway, for reasons I can’t … Continue reading

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