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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #3: Whiteout

What it says on the back of the DVD packaging:

Underworld‘s Kate Beckinsale plays a U.S. Marshal based at an Antarctic research station, where the continent’s first-ever murder triggers a shocking mystery she must race to solve before being stranded with six months of winter darkness–and a killer–closing in. Dominic Sena (Swordfish) directs a talented cast including Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt and Alex O’Loughlin in Dark Castle Entertainments’s action-packed thriller. Continue reading Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #3: Whiteout

Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #2: Syriana

What the back of the DVD says:

Big oil means big money.  Very big money. And that fact unleashes corruption that stretches from Houston to Washington to the Mideast – and ensnares industrialists, princes, spies, politicos, oilfield laborers and terrorists in a deadly, deceptive web of move and countermove.

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #1: Max Payne

What it says on the back of the DVD:

Mark Wahlberg delivers an explosive performance in this action-packed thriller based on the legendary, hard-hitting video game.  Max Payne (Wahlberg) is a maverick cop with little regard for rules and nothing left to lose.  Continue reading Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #1: Max Payne