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Tag Archives: DVD Blurbs
Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #4: Gamer
What it says on the back of the DVD: Gerard Butler (300, RocknRolla) stars as Kable, condemned criminal and globally famous super-soldier in the ultimate multiplayer game, “Slayers.” Human controllers direct each though and move of real-life prison inmates battling … Continue reading
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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #3: Whiteout
What it says on the back of the DVD packaging: Underworld‘s Kate Beckinsale plays a U.S. Marshal based at an Antarctic research station, where the continent’s first-ever murder triggers a shocking mystery she must race to solve before being stranded … Continue reading
Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #2: Syriana
What the back of the DVD says: Big oil means big money. Very big money. And that fact unleashes corruption that stretches from Houston to Washington to the Mideast – and ensnares industrialists, princes, spies, politicos, oilfield laborers and terrorists … Continue reading
Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #1: Max Payne
What it says on the back of the DVD: Mark Wahlberg delivers an explosive performance in this action-packed thriller based on the legendary, hard-hitting video game. Max Payne (Wahlberg) is a maverick cop with little regard for rules and nothing … Continue reading
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