Tag Archives: Gore

MOVIE REVIEW: Machete (2010)

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Film Pigs

Nothing is fun anymore. Fun is over. Machete should have been amazing. It should not have been dull and slow-paced. It should not have featured the wretched act-bot that is Jessica Alba. The Film Pigs mourn the passing of fun. … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Piranha 3D (2010)

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Film Pigs

This is a perfect movie. Just not if you bring your toddler to see it. The Pigs are happy about the movie, sad about how poorly it is doing at the box office. Yeah, it’s nice Stallone is still on … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Expendables (2010)

Posted on August 15, 2010 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs really enjoy thick, veiny things that are constantly shooting and exploding. What? No, not that! You’re sick! We’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, the last guy on Earth who can still make action movies without resorting to nonsense … Continue reading →

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DVD COMMENTARY: Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Film Pigs

Law Abiding Citizen is a movie so engaging, so socially relevant, and so masterful in its execution that Todd had to buy the Unrated Director’s Cut Blu-Ray edition so he could see it in all its pristine glory FOR THE … Continue reading →

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Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs#6: John Carpenter’s The Thing (Blu-ray)

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Todd

What it says on the back of the plastic, environmentally irresponsible packaging: Horror-meister John Carpenter (Halloween, Escape From New York) teams Kurt Russell’s outstanding performance with incredible visuals to build this chilling version of the classic The Thing. In the … Continue reading →

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