Tag Archives: Hate

MOVIE REVIEW: Due Date (2010)

The Film Pigs, grumpy and cynical as they may be, are at least smart consumers…when they don’t like the first fifteen minutes of a movie, they leave and demand their money back! (IMDb) Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Buddy Movie

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New Friday The 13th Cast

Sorry I let your retarded kid, drown, Mrs. V. I was too busy using my ab-cruncher and misting with Axe body spray to take my lifeguarding duties very seriously. By the way, have you met my one Asian friend? He’s … Continue reading

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Me, The Jonas Brothers, And The Farting Dog

The longer I stay in this business, the more I think I’m ultimately not cut out for it. At least when it comes to movies. I sold my first film script about 6 years ago, and began a feature career … Continue reading

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DVD COMMENTARY: 10,000 BC (2008)

At the dawn of human civilization, there was this guy who hunted giant cartoon mastodons, was chased by prehistoric man-eating ostriches, and totally fucked up this pyramid. He did this because some other guys kidnapped his girlfriend…and the guy who … Continue reading

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Well, That’s The Most Infuriating Thing I’ve Read In A Long Time

ELI ROTH ON DECK FOR ‘BASTARDS’ – Variety “”Hostel” director Eli Roth is on deck to play a baseball bat-swinging Nazi hunter in “Inglorious Bastards,” the Quentin Tarantino-directed drama that begins production this fall in Europe for the Weinstein Co. … Continue reading

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’21′ Scribe To Adapt ‘Money’

By Gregg Goldstein NEW YORK — “21″ scribe Peter Steinfeld will adapt the lottery scam memoir “Money for Nothing” for Warner Independent Pictures, Michael De Luca Prods. and Tobey Maguire’s Maguire Entertainment. WIP optioned Edward Ugel’s wry take on his … Continue reading

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