For thirteen glorious uncut minutes the Pigs discuss the latest Ridley Scott picture as well as Men In Black III, Battleship, and Rock of Ages. There are important lessons here, you guys. This isn’t just a bunch of guys on a porch discussing movies. It’s a bunch of guys on a porch discussing movies AND drinking beers. (Pro tip: watch out for water snakes with vagina heads…they’re really mean.)
The Pigs see TWO summer blockbusters, just for you. And perhaps there was Garp-toxin pumped into the theatre by James Franco’s idiot scientist character from ROTPOTA, but they liked them both!
Part funny guys! Part movie critics! All scotch lovers! The Pigs saw the new X-Men movie! Marvel as they complain and then eventually turn the conversation to Robocop, which seems to be where they always wind up! Every sentence in this description ends with an exclamation point!
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Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas’ less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. (IMDb)
TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).