Tag Archives: Prequel

MOVIE REVIEW: Prometheus

For thirteen glorious uncut minutes the Pigs discuss the latest Ridley Scott picture as well as Men In Black III, Battleship, and Rock of Ages. There are important lessons here, you guys. This isn’t just a bunch of guys on a porch discussing movies. It’s a bunch of guys on a porch discussing movies AND drinking beers. (Pro tip: watch out for water snakes with vagina heads…they’re really mean.)

MOVIE REVIEW: X-Men – First Class

Part funny guys! Part movie critics! All scotch lovers! The Pigs saw the new X-Men movie! Marvel as they complain and then eventually turn the conversation to Robocop, which seems to be where they always wind up! Every sentence in this description ends with an exclamation point!

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MOVIE REVIEW: X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Star Trek (2009)

It’s a summer blockbuster extravaganza! The Pigs see both X-Men Origins: Wolverine (IMDb) AND Star Trek! (IMDb) Let the season of hugely expensive, moderately entertaining cinema begin!

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MOVIE COMMENTARY: Star Wars Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)

poster_starwarsep1Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas’ less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).