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TRON Sequel Gets Points For Not Being A Reboot

Plus, it has the original Tron: Bruce FUCKING Boxleitner! AND cranky old Jeff Bridges vs. possibly-evil YOUNG Jeff Bridges Computer Program. And No. 13 from “House M.D.” dressed like a neon porn star from a Stanley Kubrick wet dream.

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MICRO REVIEW: Halloween II and The Final Destination

Went to a double-feature with Todd and Hil and our friend Shereen. Sorry, no vlog, but here are the Cliffs Notes: Halloween II (IMDb) Rob Zombie assembles a perfectly acceptable corporate slasher picture, but he is hardly a visionary filmmaker. … Continue reading

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God I Hope “Transformers 2″ Is Almost This Good

(via Topless Robot)

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MOVIE REVIEW: Terminator Salvation (2009)

McG. We don’t know what else to say. We could say, “Here’s a franchise picture that lives up to the original!” but that would be a lie. We thought it was lousy. And, yes, we know all experiences are subjective. … Continue reading

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MOVIE REVIEW: Crank: High Voltage (2009)

If you like your movies racist, ludicrous, and with lots of public sex and ball-tasering, you’ll love Crank: High Voltage.  (IMDb) Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Formative Boob Scene From Your Youth

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