Old Tonn wrote a book! That’s right, a book about his experiences as a scrapper actor! It’s funny and terrifying all at once! Order a copy today! Here’s the link:
Don’t Act: 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t (Amazon.com)
You can also get it through Kindle if you want.
It’s the greatest book of all time!
Tonight! The Film Pigs’ own Tonn Slingdog will be making a brief but truly magical appearance on CSI! It’s on CBS! CSI on CBS! Check your local listings!
That’s right! It’s Tonn playing Mr. Sandusky on Weeds, without all those other pesky plotlines featuring the show’s stars to get in your way! (And the last two scenes were written by Steve Falk!)
I will appear in a scene of this week’s episode of “Bones” if anyone is interested. (Assuming they didn’t cut out the scene, of course. Or reshoot it with someone else. Or decide that my performance destroyed the entire episode, and they’re going to just replace it with one of those hilarious blooper shows they do.)
All of my love, all of my kisses, you don’t know what you’ve been missin’. Todd.
In an unbelievable turn of events that can only be described as coincidental, the Film Pigs movie review vlogs have been featured in a moderately sarcastic graphic/column thing nearly half a page long in Esquire! To put things in proper perspective, there’s also a blurb about a DVD called “Cat Fights Unleashed” that appears to be about as large but with more copy. To join in on the fun, pick up the current issue of Esquire (the one with Sienna “I’m pretty so I guess I’m a movie star” Miller on the cover) or click on the image above to see full size.
