As if you needed another reason to think ‘ol Georgie was a gigantodouche, now it looks like he wanted everybody’s favorite archaeologist/adventurer to commit statutory rape. According to a transcript of a story meeting between Lucas, Spielberg, and Lawrence Kasdan, George expressed his windowless-van-full-of-candy side: (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘Spielberg’
Lucas Wanted Indy To Be A Pedophile
March 13th, 2009 by SkeltonMOVIE REVIEW: Eagle Eye (2008)
October 3rd, 2008 by Film PigsWhen LaBoeuf isn’t busy giving night guards shit at Walgreens or flipping his truck while racing home to fuck Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, he makes lots of movies. Some of them are okay. The ones where Steven Spielberg is involved, not so much. Did you see Enemy of the State? Then you don’t need to see Eagle Eye (IMDb). Unless you REALLY enjoy giant evil self-aware computers.
But what you do need to see is the trio of bitter dudes known as the Film Pigs sitting in a car discussing the film. We promise it’s more entertaining, and at least slightly more plausible.
MOVIE REVIEW: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
June 11th, 2008 by Film PigsThe Pigs break down the magic behind Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (IMDb). And by “magic” we mean “crappy CGI effects combined with a convoluted plot.”
Indy 4, Summed Up By Yahoo!
May 19th, 2008 by Skelton
