Tag Archives: Thriller

Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: Valkyrie (2008)

Posted on June 12, 2009 by Skelton

Awesome: Yay! Real WWII airplanes! No CGI cartoons flying around (I think there may have been couple cartoons, but most planes were real). Very hard to fuck up costumes when you’re dealing with Nazis. Those guys had “malevolent chic” down … Continue reading →

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Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

Posted on April 9, 2009 by Skelton

Awesome: Keanu Reeves arrives on earth in a slimy spacesuit that is described as “like a placenta.” New York City is nearly completely destroyed by a giant cloud of robot nanobugs.

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MOVIE REVIEW: Taken (2008)

Posted on February 8, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs honestly tried to go see Taken (IMDb), but God stopped them. There was nothing they could do. So this is sort of an anti-review. Or something. Also, they make completely predictable Christian Bale jokes.

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DVD COMMENTARY: P2 (2007)

Posted on December 18, 2008 by Film Pigs

Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It’s a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage. Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York … Continue reading →

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MOVIE REVIEW: Eagle Eye (2008)

Posted on October 3, 2008 by Film Pigs

When LaBoeuf isn’t busy giving night guards shit at Walgreens or flipping his truck while racing home to fuck Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, he makes lots of movies. Some of them are okay. The ones where Steven Spielberg is involved, not … Continue reading →

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