This is a perfect movie. Just not if you bring your toddler to see it. The Pigs are happy about the movie, sad about how poorly it is doing at the box office. Yeah, it’s nice Stallone is still on top. But why not number two for the killer fish show? I mean, come on, America! Vampires Suck? Really? (IMDb)
Feature Film Pigs Listicle: Top 3 Roger Corman Pictures
Tags: 3D, Boobs, CGI, Gore, Horror, Listicle
Posted in Movie Review Vlogs | 5 Comments »
The Film Pigs really enjoy thick, veiny things that are constantly shooting and exploding. What? No, not that! You’re sick! We’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, the last guy on Earth who can still make action movies without resorting to nonsense plot devices involving dream states or rich people in superhero costumes. This guy can blow stuff up for no good reason. That’s what makes him a real man, people. (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Dumb 80s Action Movie
Tags: Action, Adventure, Box Office, Fun, Gore, Listicle, Sylvester Stallone, violence
Posted in Movie Review Vlogs | 2 Comments »
Turns out, sequels are almost never as good as the original! Even when the original wasn’t that big a deal to begin with! Who knew? (The Pigs knew. But they like to point the same things out over and over again…) (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Most Obnoxious Mechanical Thing In A Movie
Tags: Action, CGI, Comic Book, Listicle, Sci-Fi
Posted in Movie Review Vlogs | 7 Comments »
The Pigs curse their way through a review of the latest movie to get trumped at the box office by whatever is in 3-D. Secretly, Todd had believed this would be two in a row that the Pigs enjoyed, but once again Hollywood has dashed his dreams. Skelton makes it clear he loves robots. And Falk talks about some French thing he watched. (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Movie That Disappointed You The Most
Tags: Action, Comedy, Comic Book, Drama, Listicle, Mustache, Nicolas Cage, violence
Posted in Movie Review Vlogs | 17 Comments »
The Film Pigs see Hot Tub Time Machine and party like its 1986!
Like those flash-sideways-es on the last season of Lost where the characters live out different lives in a parallel universe, the Film Pigs go to a movie during the daylight, are sober, and enjoy the picture!
Also, it’s revealed that Skelton’s 1996 Honda Civic is like a cork that prevents the smoke monster from destroying all life on earth. Which might explain why he’s got that broken Egyptian statue in his trunk.
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Crispin Glover Performance
Tags: Boobs, Comedy, Craig Robinson, Crispin Glover, Drugs, Fun, Funny, John Cusack, Listicle, Rob Corddry
Posted in Movie Review Vlogs | 8 Comments »
