The Film Pigs go see the always expressionistically consistent Ethan Hawke in a vampire picture about vampires. Who conduct business. And drive Chryslers. Oddly, a movie released in the first week of January somehow isn’t that good. I mean, Todd was okay with it. (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: 3 Favorite Willem Dafoe Pictures
Tags: Ethan Hawke, Gore, Horror, Listicle, Vampires
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The Film Pigs go to the “art house” to see a Herzog picture (IMDb)…but who cares? Steven Seagal is: LAWMAN!
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Best & Worst Nic Cage Performance
Tags: Bizarre, Bonkers, Confusion, Crime, Drama, Drugs, Fun, Funny, Listicle, Movie Review, Nicolas Cage, Seagal, Sex, Werner Herzog, WTF, YouTube
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The Pigs see John Cusack destroy the hearts of 20-30something girls everywhere who still see him as Lloyd Dobler as he saves his family from the end of the world by driving a limo very fast and stealing beer from Woody Harrelson. This is one of the singularly stupidest films of all time, but kind of a blast. (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite 70s Disaster Movie
Tags: Action, Awesome, CGI, Disaster, Listicle, Sci-Fi, Science!, Silly, YouTube
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Woody! Vomiting zombies! An amazing celebrity cameo! That cute chick from Superbad who sounds like she’s been smoking cigarettes for 20 years! The Film Pigs like another movie. This is getting embarrassing. (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Favorite Zombie Picture
Tags: Action, CGI, Comedy, Fun, Horror, Listicle, YouTube, Zombies
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The Film Pigs trudge to the cineplex with a vain hope that they will be treated to the Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction Quentin Tarantino but get Death Proof Quentin instead. Nazi-nazi-nazi. Talk-talk-talk. Bore-bore-bore. Explosion. Scalping. Sigh… (IMDb)
Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Most Pointless Remake
Tags: Action, Drama, Eli Roth, Listicle, Nazis, Quentin Tarantino, Remake, War, WWII, Yawn
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