After cutting the “Knee Jerks” segment from our GeekNation show due to time constraints, we had these two magical bits lying around…so here you go, people who bother to spend time with the Pigs!
The Film Pigs are back with their twelfth episode! Not only do they fearlessly skewer the movies themselves, but they also take you on a journey behind the scenes of the entertainment industry. Before a movie hits the theater, before it is
Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!). And by “air” we mean a preposterous storyline, ludicrous blood-squib violence, a truly impressive amount of scene-ending quips, and the smoldering rage of Canada’s own negative emotion repository Michael Ironside. Open your miiiiiiinnnnd!
TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie.
What do bloody fist fights, this week’s latest releases, bike messengers and the world’s worst Bill Cosby impression have in common? The Film Pigs!