Posts Tagged ‘Remake’

MOVIE REVIEW: Inglourious Basterds (2009)

August 26th, 2009 by Film Pigs

The Film Pigs trudge to the cineplex with a vain hope that they will be treated to the Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction Quentin Tarantino but get Death Proof Quentin instead. Nazi-nazi-nazi. Talk-talk-talk. Bore-bore-bore. Explosion. Scalping. Sigh… (IMDb)

Featured Film Pigs Listicle: Most Pointless Remake

“Cloverfield” Director Set For Pointless “Let The Right One In” Remake

June 30th, 2009 by Skelton

Matt Reeves, of Cloverfield fame, is still plugging away at his American adaptation of Swedish vampire film Let The Right One In. I shudder to think of what’s being changed, because the original was basically flawless. (via io9)

REALLY? Do we really need this? Is it so hard to read subtitles, America? Just thinking about the corporate sheen this remake is going to get is depressing. I guess we better prepare ourselves for a needlessly shaky camera and a bland-but-pretty cast. (more…)

Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

April 9th, 2009 by Skelton

Awesome:

  • Keanu Reeves arrives on earth in a slimy spacesuit that is described as “like a placenta.”
  • New York City is nearly completely destroyed by a giant cloud of robot nanobugs.

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Rorschach To Play Freddy?

April 5th, 2009 by Skelton

According to BBC News:

Actor Jackie Earle Haley has signed up to play iconic killer Freddy Krueger in a remake of the 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street film series, reports have said.

Industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter said the Watchmen actor has landed the starring role, which was originally played by Robert Englund.

If this is true, then this is a remake I would actually want to see.  Didn’t care for Watchmen as a movie, but Haley was awesome as Rorschach. And I can actually see him as Freddy.

MOVIE REVIEW: Friday The 13th (2009)

February 17th, 2009 by Film Pigs

It’s a very special Valentine’s Day edition of the Film Pigs. And what better way to celebrate everlasting love than with a movie about promiscuous teenagers who get brutally murdered by a guy in a hockey mask? Truly, February is for lovers. (IMDb)