The multiplex can be a very intimidating place. What movie should you see? What are all these new movies even about? And what good has come of all this 3D nonsense? Luckily your favorite cranky middle-aged guys drunk on popcorn are here to take your hand and guide you through the insanity. Also, the guys have a near death experience and experience the wonder of movie heaven. No, really! It’s real.

It’s the triumphant return of the Film Pigs! In their first proper episode of the new year, Steve and Steve and Todd rip apart all the January releases from I, Frankenstein to Lone Survivor. It’s the most Rash Judgments in one episode, ever! And then they take you behind the scenes to an executive meeting where all the decisions about what movies get made are made. It’s fun, it’s got popcorn, but…what the hell happened to all the candy? The mystery rages on.