Commentary #7 – Saw (2004)

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For a movie called “Saw,” there is an alarming lack of “sawing” – of arms, legs, heads, wooden planks, trees, anything. However, there is plenty of terrifying acting from Carey Elwwwwwwes, who spends most of the movie in a life-or-death struggle with his accent. Plus, there is the obligatory pointless twist ending that paves the way for “Saw II,” which will hopefully deliver on the gore “Saw” only teases us with. (IMDb)

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Commentary #6 – The Passion Of The Christ (2004)

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We are going to hell. Which should be more fun than watching this movie. The Bible is really confusing. (IMDb)

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