The Best Trailer Of All Time
July 2nd, 2009 by SteeGod I Hope “Transformers 2″ Is Almost This Good
June 30th, 2009 by Skelton(via Topless Robot)
“Cloverfield” Director Set For Pointless “Let The Right One In” Remake
June 30th, 2009 by SkeltonMatt Reeves, of Cloverfield fame, is still plugging away at his American adaptation of Swedish vampire film Let The Right One In. I shudder to think of what’s being changed, because the original was basically flawless. (via io9)
REALLY? Do we really need this? Is it so hard to read subtitles, America? Just thinking about the corporate sheen this remake is going to get is depressing. I guess we better prepare ourselves for a needlessly shaky camera and a bland-but-pretty cast. Read the rest of this entry »
Ebert On Transformers 2
June 24th, 2009 by Stee
Something Busey This Way Comes…
June 22nd, 2009 by SkeltonThis is the stuff night terrors are made of. (Via Kotaku.) Read the rest of this entry »
And The Rest Of The World Thinks WE’RE Stupid?
June 20th, 2009 by SkeltonThe next time the world at large wants to mouth off about how dumb and uncultured Americans are, I suggest they remember this:
Sony’s “Terminator: Salvation” continued to dominate the international box office over the June 12-14 weekend, grossing $43.4 million from 12,959 runs in 63 markets for an international cume of $164.4 million. (Variety)
This is one international tragedy the U.S.A. ain’t responsible for. It makes me so damn proud to be ‘merican! Now I’m gonna go eat an entire apple pie while drinking a six-pack of Coors and shooting guns off the back of my SUV. YEE-HAW!
Michael Bay’s Keyboard
June 18th, 2009 by Stee
(via Joshuah Bearman)
Our Terrifying Future
June 16th, 2009 by Skelton
Hindsight
June 16th, 2009 by Stee
50 Random Megan Fox Warblings
June 14th, 2009 by SkeltonLike little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff. My favorite:
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” - Esquire, June 2009
Read them all here (via Jezebel)
