Posts Tagged ‘Actors’

Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #2: Syriana

December 2nd, 2009 by Todd

What the back of the DVD says:

Big oil means big money.  Very big money. And that fact unleashes corruption that stretches from Houston to Washington to the Mideast – and ensnares industrialists, princes, spies, politicos, oilfield laborers and terrorists in a deadly, deceptive web of move and countermove.

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Pain Don’t Hurt

September 14th, 2009 by Skelton

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze:

Patrick Swayze, whose good looks and sympathetic performances in films such as “Dirty Dancing” and “Ghost” made him a romantic idol to millions, died Monday. He was 57.

Swayze died of pancreatic cancer, his publicist, Annett Wolf, told CNN. (via CNN)

Farewell to more 80s awesomeness. If you’ve never seen the non edited-for-television version of Road House, you haven’t lived.

50 Random Megan Fox Warblings

June 14th, 2009 by Skelton

Like little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff.  My favorite:

“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009

Read them all here (via Jezebel)

Sean Penn to play Larry in Farrelly Bros. “The Three Stooges”

March 25th, 2009 by Skelton

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three Stooges.”

Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome “Curly” Howard.

The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe. (from Variety)

My brain is preventing me from having an emotional reaction to this news, clearly protecting me from the inevitable confusion embolism.