Blog Michael Bay’s Keyboard June 18, 2009 Stee 5 Comments (via Joshuah Bearman) Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPocketRedditPrint More nonsense? You got it!
5 thoughts on “Michael Bay’s Keyboard”
Hilarious! Michael Bay is a fucking bitch.
Hah!! As if Michael Bay has ever written anything.
Apart from a cheque to a hooker.
Haha! Yes. I’m picturing the screenplay now.
Noise, noise, cartoon explosions, noise, gun shots, noise, unidentifiable action sequences, pointless improvised drabbles by actors, noise.
Why does everybody assume Michael Bay is a writer? He’s just a director.
True, Bay is a director/producer and not a writer, but in this case the facts were bent to service the joke. After all, “The keyboard given to Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci, and Alex Kurtzman by Michael Bay to write Transformers 2” wouldn’t have had as much snap.