Tag Archives: Drama

Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

Awesome:

  • Keanu Reeves arrives on earth in a slimy spacesuit that is described as “like a placenta.”
  • New York City is nearly completely destroyed by a giant cloud of robot nanobugs.

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Awesome/Stupid/Pointless: The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford (2007)

Awesome:

  • Sam Shepard in a western is always awesome. Even that silly one about history’s most famous gunslingers stuck in purgatory.
  • Brad Pitt is a pretty menacing and unstable Jesse James.
  • Casey Affleck’s Creepy Nervous Smileā„¢.

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The Sopranos, Uncensored


the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

Every single swear word uttered on The Sopranos in chronological order. Nearly half an hour of juvenile giggles. NSFW, unless you work for organized crime. In which case it’s a human resources training video.

Aaron Sorkin Writing Facebook Movie?

That’s weird. I didn’t think Mark Zuckerberg talked that much.

Review – 21 (2008)

Commentary #21 – Disturbia (2007)

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The Film Pigs just can’t get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window. Major difference: Disturbia has a flaming bag of dogshit that is noticeably absent from Hitchcock’s version. Not that you should read anything into that. Also, Grace Kelly has been replaced by a skinny teenage girl and an iPod. David Morse is, as always, extremely menacing. He frightens us. Somebody make him leave Shia and Dr. House alone. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie.