I’m dreaming of a White (middle-aged) Pigsmas! Our last episode of 2018 is another Bacon episode with Todd and Falk, yet somehow Skelton is left writing the copy for this blurb. And Todd didn’t tell him what the episode was about. I think it may mostly consist of a Christmas-themed sort of game or something? I don’t know. I’m sure it’s fine. Happy War on Christmas to all from the Film Pigs!

Guess what it’s time for? That’s right, everybody’s favorite kind of Pigs pod: the Bacon! In this episode two of the Pigs talk mismarketed movies, especially the current Widows. In addition, there are conversations about poor behind-the-scenes behavior, humble brags about celebrity encounters, and a phone message from a fan (who is actually a friend from college, but we gotta spin what we can spin, you guys.) But at no point do they talk shit about the Pig who is not there, nor talk shit about famous people, nor do they covet each other’s wives.

Summer’s end can only mean one thing: a lazy Bacon podcast from the Film Pigs! With Falk still missing-in-action due to gainful employment and adult responsibilities, Todd and Skelton are left to their own devices. Which basically involves complaining about Die Hard ripoff movies and how mostly male celebrities can’t seem to stop saying stupid things. Music by Adam Blau.

As the summer nears its end, the Film Pigs take a look at a few of this year’s movie disappointments. But not before screwing around a lot – this is an episode of The Bacon, after all. One topic not covered but is extremely important: Todd got a DVD copy of COOL RUNNINGS at a garage sale.