The Film Pigs really enjoy thick, veiny things that are constantly shooting and exploding. What? No, not that! You’re sick! We’re talking about Sylvester Stallone, the last guy on Earth who can still make action movies without resorting to nonsense plot devices involving dream states or rich people in superhero costumes. This guy can blow stuff up for no good reason. That’s what makes him a real man, people. (IMDb)
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The next time the world at large wants to mouth off about how dumb and uncultured Americans are, I suggest they remember this:
Sony’s “Terminator: Salvation” continued to dominate the international box office over the June 12-14 weekend, grossing $43.4 million from 12,959 runs in 63 markets for an international cume of $164.4 million. (Variety)
This is one international tragedy the U.S.A. ain’t responsible for. It makes me so damn proud to be ‘merican! Now I’m gonna go eat an entire apple pie while drinking a six-pack of Coors and shooting guns off the back of my SUV. YEE-HAW!